A*choo!

"How many Rachels do we have?"
(almost everyone's hands go up, even those people whose names are definitely not Rachel. Maybe little girls change names every 5mins.)

"Ok, you are Rachel..."

"I am Rachel Liew."

"And you are..?"

"My name is Rachel Chew."
Points to herself...
"Aaah Choo!"

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There is hope. There are still parents who teach their kids to tell corny jokes about themselves.